A few puns to enjoy:
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you, "says Dolly."It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered frombad breath. This made him .... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
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