Quote of the Day - March 18

"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"

- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

Quote of the Day - March 17

"Go at your own pace. That's what its there for."

- Peter LaFleur, "Dodgeball"

Quote of the Day - March 14

Benny: Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun. I mean, if you were having fun you would've caught that ball. You ever have a paper route?
Smalls: I helped a guy once.
Benny: Okay, well chuck it like you throw paper. When your arm gets here, just let go. Just let go, its that easy.
Smalls: How do I catch it?
Benny: Just stand out there and stick your glove out in the air. I'll take care of it.

- The Sandlot